Okay, someone please buy me this! The Mr. P “One Man Stuck” Wine Stopper:


Mr. P sits (or surfs) comfortably atop your wine bottle, smirking at you, or rather away from you.
Mr. P comes in grey with orange plug or white with green plug for a reasonable $12
If you like Mr. P, you may also like this Mr. P Oops! glassware set:
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