You know you have everything when you get this: a Remote Control Beer Pager. With the press of a remote button, the cozie will light up and belch at you, helping you to find your open beer amidst all the empty ones (I think the gadget assumes you are a slob). The remote clips to your belt and works up to 60ft, even through walls.
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