Decorating Your Vagina With Animal Fur Is Just Cruel–And Creepy

You know how you’ve secretly wished your vagina could be covered in fox fur? Us neither. But apparently, one New York City salon thinks there are enough women who do.

The Completely Bare salon, owned by former Housewives of New York City star, Cindy Barshop, has just announced two new spa treatments where real animal parts are glued to the bikini area. The Foxy Bikini sells for $225 and includes actual fox fur applied to our lady parts. And if you’re looking for a bit more color down there, you can opt for the Carnivale Bikini which uses neon-colored feathers and runs a mere $195.

Apparently, these animal parts are adhered to the bikini line by a salon specialist (what exactly would her title be? Vagina Decorator?). Once secured, your accessorized lady parts will last a minimum of three days, during which time you are instructed not to do anything too crazy down there, like “scrub with shampoo.”

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Oh, so much to say, so little time.

First of all, when did decorating our va-jay-jays become so important? Are we really that superficial that this is now something that’s in demand? Of course, a little trimming and possibly an occasional bikini wax is one thing, but eliminating all hair just so we can glue on that of a dead animal is just crazy. Plus it sounds really painful.

Not to mention all of the animal-rights horrors.

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk told TODAY.com:

It’s outright sleazy, and it’s downright cruel to kill an animal to decorate your privates.

Not that it concerns Barshop, who says that although she respects PETA’s anti-fur message, she hopes that animal rights supporters would “respect the right to wear fur down there!” She also claims it’s designed to make you feel sexier:

People are loving the concept, it is so over the top. Feathers and colorful fur were shown on a lot of the runway shows and I thought, let’s bring back the merkin incorporating these hot trends and allow ladies to wear something fabulous down there.

And we thought “Vajewel” was horrifying–which, by the way, was brought to you by this same salon. Let’s just be clear: Gluing anything on down there has to be a bad idea.

Photo: tmz.com