Damn, I love this. I think it’s amazing, witty, brilliant, crackpot and, like every other berloody online dating opportunity, fraught with the potential for disappointment and tedium. But there’s a lady down in Florida who’s betting the ranch–actually, it’s a four bedroom with loft in a gated community–on the Internet’s ability to find her own true love.
Deven Traboscia has a penchant for European men, two daughters, a thriving business, and a hankering for settling down. Asking price for her home starts at a mere 99 cents… but the delivery charge is going to get you on the back end. $500,000 and signed, sealed, delivered, she’s yours.
God, Deven! Let me know how it works out for you, honey. I’m rooting for you.